prison sucks

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one day a squirly accountant gets thrown into jail for tax
fraud. his cellmate is a large, hairy muscular monster of a
man, in prison for double life. The small squirly, 120 lb
accountant is absolutely terrified of this man.
One day the cellmate says to the accountant "you wanna play
a game?" The accountant says no." you will play a game with me"
says the cellmate. " uhm okay" responds the accountant." it's
called husband and wife" says the cellmate."oh, no! this cant
be happening to me" thinks the accounant."which one do you want
to be?" asks the cell mate. "None" replies the accountant. the
cellmate flexes his muscles and repeats the question. The
accountant, thinking over the options replies, "husband, i
guess" The cellmate looks dissapointed, then says"all right.
now come over hear and suck your wifes big hairy penis!"




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