Woman and Man in Car Accident

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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their
cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are
hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, look
at our cars! There's nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends
and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a
sign from God!"

The woman takes a bottle of wine from her car and puts the cap
back on. She continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine
didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and takes a few swigs from the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman. She shook her head and hands it
back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."




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