Things not to say to a cop

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1) DID YOU PULL ME OVER BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I HAD DONUTS?

2) ARE YOU GOING TO CHECK IN THE tRUNK?

3) CAN I SEE YOUR gUN?

4) YOUR cHEEKS ARE GLAZED, HAVE YOU BEEN EATING DONUTS?

5) SHUT UP AND GIVE me MY TICKET!

6) NO! DON'T OPEN THE GLOve APARTMENT!

7) OH THATS NOT A KNIFE, AND THAT GUY IS ASLLEP.

8) THESE AREN'T DRUGS IT IS FLOWER.




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