The Bomb

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Three men were on an airplane: a Scottish, an Australian, and an
Asian. The plane was about to crash and the Scottish threw out
some apples to represent his country since they had many apples.
The Australian threw out some oranges to resemble his country
because they have many oranges. The Asian threw out a bomb to
resemble his country because they have many bombs.

Down under, on the ground, a man was walking along the street
and saw a boy crying. The man asked, "Why are you crying?"

The boy replied, "Because an apple hit me on the head."

The man continued walking and saw another boy crying. The man
asked what was wrong and the child said, "I was hit on the head
with an orange!"

The man continued to walk. Soon afterwards he saw a boy laughing
hysterically. The man asked the boy, "Why are you laughing?"

The boy replied, "I farted and the building blew up!"




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