State Penitentiary

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Jack, who does not have a criminal record, has just been
convicted of a minor crime. In his court trial, he is sentenced
to 2 years in prison. Since he and his wife cannot afford the
bail price, he has 2 days before he will be taken to the prison.

On his last day he and his wife decide to take a tour of the
prison so he can see what the conditions are like before he is
taken there. Jack is a good looking guy, and while he walks by
the cells all the tatooed inmates stare at him, taunt him, and
sexually harass him because, of course, they cannot get sex
anywhere else.

So he leaves the prison at once. In the car ride home, he says
to his wife, "We have to stop at the tatoo parlor." "Why, do you
want to get a tatoo so you will fit in?" she asked. "No, I want
to see if they can take one of those needles and sew my asshole
shut!"




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