So that's what they do in the Navy...

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A young boy walks into a men's room, where he sees a sailor in full dress uniform. The boy got really excited, and asked the sailor, "Are you a REAL Sailor??"

The sailor replied, "Why, yes, son, I am. Would you like to wear my hat?"

The little boy said, "Yes!!" and put on the hat.

A Marine entered the bathroom. The boy, very excitedly asked, "Mister, Mister, are you a REAL Marine???"

The Marine answered, "Yes, son, I am! Why, do you wanta suck my dick?"

The little boy exclaimed, "Oh no, Sir! I'm not a real Sailor, I'm just wearing the hat"




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