Robber Old Enough to Drink



Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a
shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After
the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of
scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told
the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and
said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said
he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he
didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his driver's
license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk
looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and
he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store
with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave
the name and address of the robber that he got off the license.
They arrested the robber two hours later.




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