Mickey and Minnie Mouse are

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Mickey and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce. Mickey went out and got a really tough divorce lawyer to make sure Minnie doesn't get too much of Disney World.

In court, Mickey's attorney begins his argument- "Minnie Mouse is crazy, insane..." Mickey starts pulling on the lawyer's coat and whispering. The attorney waves him away and continues, "as I was saying, Minnie is mentally unstable..." Mickey again begins interrupting the lawyer saying "no wait!" The lawyer responds, "shut up you're not helping yourself any!" and continues to the
court, "Minnie is CRAZY..." Mickey stands up and shouts "I never said she was crazy! What I said
was SHE IS FUCKING GOOFY!"




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