Dumb Robbers

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Criminal #1:
This guy in New York walks into a bank and demands money. The
teller pushes the little red button below the counter that sets
off the alarm siren. When he hears it he trys to run out the
door. He trys to push it open, but it won't move. He keeps
pushing. Still no luck. Finally the police come and arrest
him. When he is put into the cop car he realizes that the door
was a pull door instead of a push door.

Criminal #2:
This guy in San Fransisco trys to rob a 7-Eleven. He walks in
and points his gun at the cashier. When he notices the cashier
isn't looking he sets his gun down on the counter and he trys to
get a date with this hot woman standing next to him. After he
gets rejected, he looks back at the cashier he sees the barrel
of his gun pointing at his head. he runs like no other out the
door and the cashier shoots him in the knee. The police come
shortly after that and arrest him.

Criminal #3:
This guy walks into a bank and asks the teller for money. The
teller cooperates and hands him a bag of money. The teller
immediately calls the cops. He runs out of the bank feeling
pretty good about his successful robbery. When he gets to his
getaway car he realizes he doesn't have his car keys. He runs
back into the bank and finds his keys on the counter. The
teller and all the customers in the bank are on the ground
laughing. He grabs his keys and runs back out the door to find
the cops pulling into the parking lot. he is immediately
arrested.

Criminal #4:
This guy walks into a bank and demands for money. the cashier
goes into the vault to get some money. when she returns she
pushes a button to a steel door overhead of the tellers windows.
the robber tries to dive under the doors but gets caught
inbetween them. he is winsing in pain because he has broken
all his ribs and the tellers are punching him in the face. when
the police arrive all they see are legs moving wildly in the air
and realize that the robber has got caught in the doors. they
take him out of the doors and take him to the hospital where he
stays for 3 days recovering while strappred to his hospital bed.
he later goes to jail for 5 years.

Crimnal #5
This robber walks into a Co-Go's not knowing that an unmarked
police man is outside. when he tries to get the money the
teller pushes the alarm button for the police. the robber tries
to make a run for it but sees a shopping cart comming at him he
tries to jump it but gets caught in it instead and flips over.
the unmarked police man that he did not notice had pushed that
cart at him. he was taken away buy the police man and put in
jail.

Criminal #6
These 2 teens in england had been goin around robbing Cd stores.
Their plan was that one man would go in the store, sneak out
with the goods, and his partner would drive the getaway car up
to the front of the building where the first guy would jump in
and they would drive away. the police had a hard time figuring
out the case because there was no witnesses or finger prints.
All they could do was step up the patrols in the area. one
night while these two cops were waiting in front of a store
lookin for clues, a guy jumps in the back seat and yells,"Hit
it, go!" the two cops look at each other a little confused and
obeyed driving right to the police station. It turns out that
the guy who jumped in the cop car was nearsighted and mistaked
the cop car for the getaway car. the police later arrested the
second criminal.




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