3 Criminals



These 3 guys robbed a bank and were making a run for it when
they heard police sirens in the area. They ran into a grocery
store and snuck into the back. There they found three large
potato sacks. They each climbed into one and as the last one
closed his sack up they hear two police officers enter.

The deputy went up to the first bag and kicked it....

"Woof Woof" responded the man attempting to sound like a dog.
the deputy told the sheriff that it was a dog inside.

Next he went and kicked the second of the three sacks....

"Meow Meow" said the man in the sack in an attempt to sound
like a cat. again, he told the sheriff what he heard...

He went to the third sack and gave it a good kick

Thinking quickly, the man inside responded: "Potato Potato"




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