Those are my exact symptoms

---

Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before the doctor. "I'm sure I've got a
liver disease, and I'm gonna die from it." - "Ridiculous," said the doctor.
"you'd never know if you had the disease or not. With that ailment there's no
discomfort of any kind." - "Right," said Herman, "those are my exact symptoms!"




Previous: Blonde Doctor?
Next: Dentist Jokes 5