The Top 15 Advantages of Cialis Over Viagra (Part II)

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15> When you're finally finished, she's way too tired for any of that meddlesome cuddling.

14> Less arm strength required for daily push-up routine.

13> Since he can't go outside in that condition, the typical man now has 35 hours and 58 minutes in which to do household chores.

12> You can now last from "Wet 'n' Wild" Volume One all the way through "Wet 'n' Wild" Volume Eight.

11> Need to relieve yourself allows for lots of practice doing handstands.

10> Keeps the other passengers at a safe distance on a crowded Monday-morning subway ride.

9> Let's face it, it's just not a romantic weekend if it doesn't leave you both incapable of walking for a month.

8> Sammy Sosa that much less likely to need cork.

7> Over one wild football weekend, you can be the human "E" in the stands for the St. Ambrose High Bears, the Maryland Terrapins and the Washington Redskins.

6> Take care of the ho *and* hoe the garden with the same handy tool!

5> Now the only "reloading" Grandpa needs to do during his "Murder She Wrote" marathons involves the hand-cream dispenser.

4> Need to get out of jury duty? Not a problem!

3> Kinda fun to watch the wife get hoarse screaming, "Get that thing away from me!"

2> Comes in nacho cheese flavor -- and so will you.

1> More-frequent deposits at the sperm bank let you pay off your car in a single weekend.

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