The Top 13 Rejected Plot Lines on "E.R."

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13. The SPCA steps in after a little girl brings in her pet bunny "Lucky" with a torn ear and it leaves a quadruple amputee.

12. Jerry Falwell leads picketing demonstrators outside as Tinky Winky's antenna is reattached after a freak lightning strike.

11. Ross and Benton get stuck in a knot while performing simultaneous penile enlargement surgery on each other.

10. Dr. Carter stumbles upon a mysterious ring of kidney thieves.

9. Dr. Weaver gets a tryout with this year's Bulls team -- and becomes a starter!

8. While retrieving something from the supply room, a tank of oxygen falls on Dr. Greene's head, causing amneqia -- making him forget to feed the vacationing Nurse Hathaway's pet goldfish, until a fight with his evil twin results in yet another blow to the head -- but of course it's too late, so he attempts to pass off a similar fish as the original. Hilarity ensues.

7. Green, Ross, Benton and Carter stumble all over themselves when guest star Pamela Anderson springs a silicone leak.

6. Jerry enjoys a particularly tasty ham sandwich.

5. Drs. Ross and Greene are paralyzed when they are pinned beneath their wallets.

4. Nurse Hathaway goes postal after yet another botched attempt at hair-straightening.

3. Robin Williams guests as Snatch Adams, a comedian/gynecologist with a heart of gold.

2. Charo and Jerry Van Dyke meet, fall in love, break up, then get back together -- thanks to some timely advice from Isaac, the new X-ray technician.

1. Dr. Greene explains the miracle of birth to Dr. Quayle.

[ This list copyright 1999 by Chris White ]

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