The Skin Collector

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For two years, a surgeon saved all the skins from the
circumsizions that he preformed thoughout the years. Well, one
day he decided to make use of them and left his office to take
them to a leather worker.

"Sir, i have these skins here and i would like for you to
fashion me something from them...I have nothing in mind, and you
are the expert so i will let you use your own judgement" Said
the surgeon.

"No problem", replied the leather worker, "just return in about
2 weeks i will have you something made from them."

Two weeks passed and the surgeon returned to the shop and said
that he has returned to pick up the product that he wanted made.

The leather worker held up a small coin purse and said her you
go sir.

The surgeon replied, "with all of those skins i gave you all you
could make was a small coin purse?

"Of course not," exclaimed the leather man, "go ahead and rub
it...it turns into a suitcase."




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