The Fridge

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Bertha was worried about her husband George, so one day she took him to the
doctor's. As the doctor called George in and looked him over, George began
insisting, "There's nothing wrong with me. I know because God takes care of me."
What do you mean?" asked the doctor. "Well," George responded, "when I go to the
bathroom he turns the light on and off."
The doctor decided he had better talk to both George and his wife, so he calls
Bertha into the room and begins to explain, "George says God turns the light on
and off for him when he goes to the bathroom. Is it true that --" "DAMMIT,
George!" Bertha bursts out, "How many times do I have to tell you not to piss in
the fridge?"




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