Spank the Baby

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An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a
baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the
doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother
and her 5-year-old child.

The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he
could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child
did so.

The mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted
the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to
get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the
baby.

The little boy responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in
the first place. Spank him again."




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