Sex Trouble

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Chrissy and Johnny are unhappy about their sex life because that
spark is gone. So they decided to go to this renowned French sex
doctor. When sitting in the doctors office he tells them, "I am
going to have to do a full body examination of the two of you
and depending on the outcome of the exam I'll perscribe
something for you." The couple agree to do this. The doctor then
takes Chrissy for the exam and checks her out from tip to toe
and writes some notes down. The doctor then does the same for
Johnny. When seated back in the office the doc tells them he can
help. So he says "Sir on your way home from work tomorrow I want
you to buy a punnet of strawberries, and mam I want you to buy a
box of doughnuts. Then when you get home I want you both to sit
on the floor naked. Mam your legs must be open, and sir you must
roll the strawberries at your wifes love hole like a tiger, then
mam you must make your husband sit at the other side of the room
with an erection and through the dounghnuts on his penis." The
couple look at each other and think this guy is mad, but they
had nothing to loose, so they tried it, and had the most amazing
sex ever.

The next night they went to a function and told some friends of
the doctor and how he had helped them. So this other couple went
to the doctor, who told them about the exam and depending on
that he would try help them. After the exam sitting in the
office, the doctor said he couldn't help them. The couple were
dissapointed so they begged him to help them, their freinds were
so happy now. So the doctor said ok. "Sir on your way home
tomorrow I want you to buy a bag of apples, and mam, on your way
home tomorrow I want you to buy a box of fruitloops!"




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