Rabbit season

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Two men worked on a farm, gutting rabbits to help fight the
plague that had infested the town. After making the cut and
scooping the guts out, they would then hurl them over their
should, over a near by hill. Before long, one of the men needed
to answer the call of nature, and went up over the hill to piss.
The other man, obliviouse to where the other was, blindly
through one of the guts too far behind him, landing directly on
the ground between the other mans legs. He didn't think much of
it, so he continued gutting.

Half an hour or so later, the man gutting the rabbits pondered
to where the other had gone. Just as he thought this, the other
man came staggering over the hill, white as a ghost.

"What the hell happend to you?" he asked.

"You wouldn't believe it, but I was busy pissin' right, when I
must have strained to hard, because all my guts came out!"

The other looked at him strangley. "God, are you alright?"

To which he replied, "Yeah, yeah I'm fine now. With the help of
god and a wee stick, I managed to get them back in."




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