Old Lady and Viagra

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An old lady who has a heart condition goes into her husbands
doctor and says, "My husband isn't performing well in bed
anymore, can i get the viagra pill."
"Sure," the doctor says,"Just have him take one of the pills one
hour befre you will do it. Oh yeah, come back in a week and tell
me how it goes and if it works."
So the lady goes home and then comes back five days later and
says, "Wow, that is pretty good, is it possible for him to take
2 pills?"
"Sure, but come back in 5 days so i can see how it works," the
doctor explained.

SO the lady came back 3 days later and she is really exited and
exuberant, and proceeds to say, "That's really great, Is it
alright if he trys 3 pills?"
"Sure, but come back in 3 days," the doctor told her sternly.

The old lady came back 3 days later and exclaimed, "Oh my god,
thats amazing, can he try half the bottle?" But the doctor said
no and was really hesitent. Butthe lady begged and begged untill
the doctor gave in, but warned her to come back tomorow so he
could see if every thing was alright.

The next day the old lady's son came in and was hystarycal and
was crying, and screamed, "MY MOM'S DEAD, MY SISTER'S PREGNANT,
MY ASS HURTS, AND MY DADS LOCKED IN THE CAR SAYING, 'HERE KITTY,
KITTY, KITTY!'"




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