More Things Not To Hear in Surgery

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1: NO! That doesn't go there!

2: NURSE : Are you new here?
SURGEON: No, but I did stay at a holiday INN express last
night.

3: Damn. Where did I drop that scalpel?

4: Who's making a potato?

5: Was that not supposed to be cut?

6: We have to zap this, QUICK!

7: HEY! His liver is NOT a toy!

8: Oh shit.

9: Did he sign the donor card? No. Get the bag.

10: Uh oh. Where did my crystal glass piece go?




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