He's a Light Bulb

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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when
he entered a patient's room. He found a patient sitting on the
floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. A second
patient was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked the first patient what he was doing. The
patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in
half?"

The doctor inquired of the first patient what the other patient
was doing. The first patient replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but
he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb." The doctor
looks up and notices the second patient's face is going all red.

The doctor asks the first patient, "If he's your friend, you
should get him down from there before he hurts himself." The
first patient replies, "What? And work in the dark?"




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