Good News and Bad News

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A guy who is in the hospital is listening to his doctor. The doctor says Well we have good news and we have bad news.

The guy, being brave, says OK doc, give me the bad news.

The doctor says We are going to have to amputate both your feet.

The man says My GOD! Whats the good news?

The doc replies The man in the next room wants to buy your bedroom slippers




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