Going too Far with Banning Cigaretes

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A man walks into a gas station and asks for cigaretes. The
worker answered,"I'm sorry we're fresh out."The man said,"Good.
Cigaretes are bad and I'm trying to ban them.I work for American
Heart Associaton and I think cigaretes are evil."

"Wait! We have some!",the worker interupted."What!I'm going to
shoot you!", the man said."Wait!"the worker said,"I'll give you
a free box of them if you don't shoot me!" "Wow!I've never got
anything for free!Give me a box of cigaretes!"




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