Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual

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Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a smoker and
the third's a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them that, if they induldge in
their bad habit one more time, they will die.
Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, 'I don't care if I die, I need a
drink.' The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops
dead.

Meanwhile the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Then the smoker spots
a lit cigarette on the sidewalk. The gay guy looks over and says, 'If you bend
down to pick that up, we're both dead.'




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