Doctor, Doctor!

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Doctor, doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar."Come now. I don't believe that."Doctor, doctor People keep disagreeing with meNo they don't.Doctor, doctor People keep ignoring meNext please.Doctor, doctor I think I'm a pair of curtainsPull yourself together.Doctor, doctor I think I'm a cricket ballHows that.Doctor doctor I think I'm a billiard ballGet to the end of the queue.Doctor doctor I cant feel my legsThat's because we've cut your arms off.Doctor doctor I think I need glassesThis is the post office.Doctor doctor I think everyone hates meFuck off you irritating git.




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