Crippled Wife

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A man is at work when he gets a telephone call from a doctor,
the doctor says that his wife has been in a terrible car
accident, and she has been completly crippled. He said that
from now on the husband would have to do everything for her. He
said from now on your going to have to feed her, bathe her,
change her clothes and diapers, your going to have to give her
her medication, your going to have to assist her in going to the
bathroom. The man said thats awful! Then the doctor chuckled.
"Whats so funny?" asked the man. The doctor said "haha i was
just fucking with you.......shes dead!"




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