Country Music Singers

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A medical student was in the morgue one day after classes, getting a
little practice in before the final exams.

He went over to a table where a body was lying face down. He removed the
sheet covering the body and to his surprise he found a cork in the
corpse's rectum. Figuring this was fairly unusual, he pulled the cork out,
and to his surprise, music began playing "On the road again... Just can't
wait to get on the road again..."

The student was amazed, and placed the cork back in the rectum. The music
stopped. Totally freaked out, the student called the medical examiner over
to the corpse.

"Look at this. This is really something!" the student told the examiner as
he pulled the cork back out again.

"On the road again... Just can't wait to get on the road again..."

"So what?", the medical examiner replied, obviously unimpressed with the
student's discovery.

"But isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" asked the
student.

"Are you kidding?" replied the examiner, "Any asshole can sing country
music."




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