Complete physical



I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I
placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye
with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfectly. "Now your left." Again, a
flawless read. "Now both," I requested. There was silence. He couldn't even read
the large E on the top line. I turned and discovered that he had done exactly
what I had asked; he was standing there with both his eyes covered. I was
laughing too hard to finish the exam.




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