Bad News, Good News

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Bad News: You have Alzheimer's Disease.
Good News: You can hide your own Easter eggs, you make a new
friend every day, you can hide your own Easter eggs.

Bad News: You have Alzheimer's Disease.
Good News: You can go home and forget about it.

Bad News: You have to have both legs amputated.
Good News: Someone is offering $20 for your shoes.

Bad News: You were caught speeding.
Good News: The officer didn't see you when you ran the red
light, hit the dog, had some beer.

Bad News: You have only a day to live.
Worse News: The doctor forgot to tell you yesterday.




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