Assisted Suicide

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One day there was a 97 year old woman, who wanted to commit suicide but
unfortunately she did not know where her heart was.
So the old woman calls up her doctor and asked,' where's my heart located?''
''On a woman, it's usually located under her left breast,'' the doctor
replied.
The next day the woman was taken to the hospital and diagnosed with a gun shot
wound to the knee.




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