Alzimers or AIDS

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Mr. Smith: Have my wife's blood test results come in yet?

Receptionist: Yes, but there's been a mix up.

Mr. Smith: Why? What happened?

Receptionist: Your Mrs: Smith got mixed up with another. One has
Alzimers the other has AIDS.

Mr. Smith: Shit! Can I take the test over?

Receptionist: Usually, yes, if you have a PPO, but you have an
HMO. They only pay once for the test.

Mr. Smith: So what does the doctor recommend I do?

Receptionist: The doctor recommends you drop your wife off in
the middle of town. If she finds her way home don't
sleep with her.




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