Why i was doing an utopsy?



Attorney: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of
Mr.Edgington at the Rose Chapel?
Pathologist: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
Attorney: And Mr. Edgington was dead at the time, is that correct?
Pathologist: No, he was sitting on the table, wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.




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