Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one.

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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

Once launched, they can't be recalled.

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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years.




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