What is Contingency



An indigent client who had been injured in an accident went looking for a
lawyer to represent him without cost. One lawyer told him that he would
take the case on contingency.

When the client asked what "contingency" was, the lawyer replied, "If I
don't win your lawsuit, I don't get anything. If I do win your lawsuit,
you don't get anything."




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