WHILE DINING AT THE COUNTRY CLUB

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A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one
day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, which
were apparently quite extraordinary. A wager was placed on who had the most
intelligent dog.
The physician offered to show his dog first, and called to the parking lot,
"Hippocrates, come!" Hippocrates ran in, and was told by the doctor to do his
stuff.
Hippocrates ran to the golf course and dug for a while, producing a
number of bones. He dragged the bones into the country club, and assembled them
into a complete, fully articulated human skeleton. The physician patted
Hippocrates on the head, and gave him a cookie for his efforts.
The architect was only marginally impressed, and called for his dog, "slide
rule, come!" slide rule ran in, and was told to do his stuff.
The dog immediately chewed the skeleton to rubble, but reassembled the
fragments into a scale model of the tag meal. The architect patted his dog and
gave him a cookie.
The attorney watched the other two dogs, and called "bulls***, come!" bulls***
entered and was told to do his stuff.
Bulls*** immediately odorized the other two dogs, stole their cookies,
auctioned the tag meal replica to the other club members for his fee, and went
outside to play golf.




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