Three lawyer one-liners

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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an
old drunk are walking down the street together when
they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill.
Q: Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from an airplane?
A: Skeet.




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