The Lawyer and His New Car

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A lawyer was very successful in his last case, so his client
paid him a good deal of money. So he decided he wanted to buy a
new Jaguar. He drove to the dealership and took a test drive. It
was perfect. So he paid for the car and drove out to show off
his Jaguar.

The lawyer was driving along when he saw this beautiful girl in
a red convertible. He gave her a quick wink when all of a sudden
a large cement trunk rammed into the side of his new car. Well,
this outraged the lawyer. He jumped out of the car and started
screaming, "You retard! How could you just crash into my new
car!" The truck driver gave him the strangest look and sped off.
The lawyer then called 911.

A policeman arrived at the scene a few minutes later. The lawyer
told the story over again. He kept talking about how much the
car cost and how it needed to be repaired.

All of a sudden the policeman said, "You lawyers are so
possesive!!" and gave him the same look that the cement truck
driver gave the lawyer. The lawyer said back, "How dare you
insult me! And I am not possessive!" So the policeman said,
"Then why are you so wrapped up in what happened to your car
when your arm has been ripped off of your body?!" The lawyer
looked down and yelled, "MY ROLEX!"




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