The Judge

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A woman is on the witness stand.

The judge says, "What happened?"

She says, "I was walking down the sidewalk, when he grabbed me,
dragged me into an alley, ripped off my dress, pulled down my
panties, and bent me over a garbage can... I... I don't even
remember what happened next..."

The judge says (jerking off motion), "Make something up! Make
something up!"




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