The Cunning Lawyer



Two lawyers were standing in a queue for the bank teller having an
ordinary conversation. After ten minutes of queueing a man burst into the
bank holding a sawn off shotgun. The robber went along the queue of people
getting them to empty all their valuables and wallets into a bag before he
went to rob the till.

As he got closer to the two lawyers one took a crisp fifty dollar note out
of his wallet and handed it to his companion. After he had given it the
second lawyer said, "what the hell are you doing, what is this?" The
second lawyer replied "oh, it's that fifty dollars I owe you."




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