THE SNAKE AND THE RABBIT

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A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways
one day, when they collided at the point where the pathways meet. They
immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the
mishap.
When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus
should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind
since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision and began
commiserating concerning the problems of being blind.
The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had
never been able to see his reflection in water, and for that reason did not know
exactly what he looked like, or even what he was.
The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could
help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from head to toe,
and then try to describe what the other animal was.
The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the rabbit. After a
few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear
feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny
rabbit!"
The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to return the
favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a few minutes, he
asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you
squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. I think you're
a lawyer!"




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