Some stories from the american court of Justice

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lawyer asks question to witness
Q:What happened then?
A:He said "I will kill you, because you may identify me" to me
Q:Did he kill you?
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Q:Do you have a child or something like that?
A:oh yes.I have one monkey.
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Q:I show you the third evidence and ask you if you recognize
this picture
A:yes its my picture
Q:were you there while this photo taken?
A:Nooo! I was in Guatemela's independence day festivals
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Q:Now Mrs. Johnson, How was your first marriage ended?
A:Because of death
Q:For whose because of death
A:because of Guatemela's president death
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Q:Then you were not there until you return there, is it?
A:yeah, I was here, there in somewhere




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