Short lawyer jokes

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope!

Where do you find a good lawyer?
In the cemetery!

Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, an honest lawyer, and an old
drunk see a $100 bill in the midde of the road. Who picks it up?
The old drunk. The other three don't exsist!

What can a swan do that a duck can't and a lawyer should?
Shove his bill up his ass!




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