Sharing on the train



A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American, and a lawyer were sitting on a train.

The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, "Don't worry, we have plenty of those where I come from."

The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the rest out of the window, saying, "Don't worry, we have plenty of those where I come from."

Then the American threw the lawyer out the window, saying...

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Edited by yisman




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