Plumber



A pipe bursts in a lawyer's house, so he calls a plumber.

The plumber arrives, unpacks his tools, does mysterious plumber type things for a while, and hands the lawyer a bill for $600.

The lawyer exclaims, 'This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a lawyer!'

The plumber replies sympathetically, 'Neither did I when I was a lawyer.'

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis




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