Picking Pockets



A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge
said, "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100." The lawyer stood up and said,
"Thanks, my lord, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but
if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd. . ."




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