Monkey Smells



A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp."I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children; so he's going to live with us just like one of the family.He'll eat at the same table with us. He'll even sleep in the same bed with me and my wife.""But what about the smell?" the friend asked."Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I did."




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