Man Eats Light Bulbs



A little boy comes to his Mom one day and asks her, "Why does Daddy eat light bulbs?"The mother laughs and says, What makes you think that your father eats light bulbs?"The boy replies, "The other night when you didn't know I was listening, I heard Daddy say to you, 'Turn out the light Honey, and I'll eat it!'"




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