Lawyer quickies 6

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Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetery.

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
A: Their personalities.

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.

Q: What happened to the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon?
A: He was disbarred.

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Q: If a vampire bites a lawyer, isn't that cannibalism?

Q: What is brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A doberman.

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A: When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Q: What is the difference between yogurt and the American Bar Association?
A: Yogurt has culture.

Q: How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.




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