Lawyer in a Bar

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A lawyer saunters into a bar and hitches up to a stool beside a drunk. The drunk's intently examining something he's rolling around between his fingers. Curiosity finally overcomes the lawyer, who asks, "What's that you fiddling with, mister?"

"Dunno," says the drunk. "It looks like plastic and feels like rubber."

"Let me have it," orders the lawyer. Taking it, he rolls it between his thumb and forefinger, examining it closely. He tastes it with his tongue and puts it under his nose, sniffing and sniffing, but still can't figure what it is.

"You're right," the lawyer says at length. "It does look like plastic and feel like rubber, but I don't have a clue what it is. Where did you get it?"

Drunk mutters, "Outta my nose."




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