Lawyer One Liners #2

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** How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?** How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.** If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?




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